Dirty vette:
Clean is what my vette has never seen
Its filthy grimy from butt to nose
What paint color it is only god knows
Rain, sleet, hail and snow
Is there anything else he can throw?
So there it has to sit
During dreary days at work
No garage to give it shelter
Not a cover alive keeps away dirt
For what its worth
The windshield is clean
Still have to see after all
As for the rims
You might as well forget it
The dust from the brakes
Has made them dull
It doesnt win awards
For best of show
Or get claps from crowds
For mileage insanely low
What is this all about you ask?
I'll give it a go
I bought a vette to drive
Not park all day and clean
Its all about the roads you see
Not people starring at me
If thats not enough
Then I'll add one more thing
Next time youre cleaning
And wasting the day
Stop and think for sec
Im out DRIVING my vette!